I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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