So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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