i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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