He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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