Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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