Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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