There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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