We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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