why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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