You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Two words: nipple clamps
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