Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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