youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
