i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Watching her eat just hurts me
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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