Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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