BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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