Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize