Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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