Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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