Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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