i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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