I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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