Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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