I wanna bring you to show and tell
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Sext me about skeletons
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
