marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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