so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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