We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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