Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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