She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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