Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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