That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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