Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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