i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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