Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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