Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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