I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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