i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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