i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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