? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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