i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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