told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i now understand why vodka
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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