Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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