Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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