Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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