I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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