ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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