VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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