he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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