Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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