So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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