He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I FOUND THE LEGS
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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