I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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