it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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