I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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