I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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