Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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