new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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