just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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