We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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