i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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